What's Behind the Fake Leg?
We two chubby, white college graduates decided that we're way too pretty to be slaving away from 9-5 every day. Instead, we've embraced the Cheetos/Nintendo/Internet lifestyle in order to brighten up your day at the office. See, we're givers.
Orlando Manimal
After traversing the continental United States a la David Carradine in Kung Fu, Orlando put his degree to good use by, umm, surfing YouTube and ESPN.com all day. Despite his rugged good looks and chiseled abs (somewhere under that layer of blubber), he opted to pursue a career in Internet comedy. As an added bonus, he will wreck you in Mario Kart.
Vagina Coastguard
Following stints as World's Youngest Pie-Eating Champion, professional stalker, and unofficial correspondent for E!'s What Not To Wear, Ms. VJC caught the Internet vapors and never looked back. From Perez Hilton and The Superficial to MySpace and YouPorn, she's got the fastest fingers of anyone outside of an Asian massage parlor. She'd also like you to know that if you hate on Britney Spears, she will murder you.
