Articles by Orlando P. Manimal
Making Headway
Please, I beg of you, enough about Barry Bonds already. More...
Native Americans Did It
I've moved quite a few times in my life—six to be exact. More...
One Small Step For Orlando
For all of our younger readers out there, let me tell you that growing up in the 80's was something to behold. More...
Orange Tic Tacs
In a moment of sober clarity, I've come to realize how many people in this world have unhealthy addictions. More...
Pink Is Gay
It's a preordained birthright, an unspoken law of nature. More...
Post Coital Destruction
Ok so we've just finished having sex and while you performed adequately, I was simply magnificent. More...
Reggeh
Whereas Vanilla Ice comically pioneered caucasian rap in 1991, two years later another white artist would meekly step over the line into the realm of "black" music and test the waters. More...
Rules Of Engagement
Now that I'm creeping closer and closer to the quarter-century mark, the "e-word" has begun to infiltrate my vernacular. More...