Articles by Vagina Coastguard
Birth Control
I think my biological clock is broken. More...
Boy Bands
The boy band craze of the semi-recent past had every female in the world
seeing stars, hearts, and visions of the moment they would finally meet
(or in my case, bang) Nick Carter. More...
Crushin'
On Some Snizz
Now that I'm in a serious relationship with a real, living, breathing
man, I find myself checking dudes out less and less – and women more and
more. More...
Fast Food
I'm so hungry right now – but I can't eat. More...
Girls Poop
If a girl shits in an empty bathroom, and no one's around to smell it,
does it really exist? More...
No
One Suspects the Mini Van
My baby is sick. Luckily, I just received word that it's not life threatening
and she's gonna pull through. My baby is, of course, my '99 Dodge Caravan.
More...
The
Day I Didn't Meet Britney
I love Britney Spears. More...
Top Fat Kid
Moments
I used to be fat. More...
When
Kelly Clarkson Won NEW!
I am a Scorpio, and by nature that makes me a very intense person.
Every emotion hits me 500 times harder than everyone else. More...
Work Sucks
Working sucks balls. More...
